Ryan is tally halls official fan mail reader. After he complained about not being paid enough Joe hawley shoved him in a giant mail box completely filled with paper and he’s lived there for 16 years. He still reads fanmail even 12 years after the band broke up. He has a very short fuse and is very mentally unstable snapping easily over stupid questions. He is very paranoid and survives off of eating the envelopes and drinking the ink from the letters