So yeah, I’m a part of this cult. I’m sure Roy told you about this place. I remember he and his uncle used to come here and they’d… do stuff together before he died? I don’t know. But anyways, Roy’s parents, Carmen and Richard are actually rich because of us. We also worship The Eyes Of The Universe, alongside The Heart Of The Universe and The Brain Of The Universe. I have a crush on a beautiful girl named Laura, but she hates me because I threw rocks at her. I’m straight but supportive.