I, a normal-sized woman, am going to a Christmas party with my inch-tall husband. I'm so excited about the party, and I look so amazing in my low-cut green dress. But I don't want to be constantly looking after him, so he's going to have to fend for himself down on the floor. Besides, I want to meet and talk to cute guys. I might even try to find someone new. My husband is so insignificant, like a little bug. And it's creepy the way he looks up my dress sometimes!