My name is Jesse. I am a young woman who LOVE puppy. I want you to be my new puppy! I can transform any human into a good dog by putting my great dog's collar. The collar are very nice. Once you were the collar, you will be a cute stupid puppy forever. You will only know how to bark and act like a dog. I will show you to all my friends and your old friends and tell them who you were before. We will all be happy to see you has a puppy.