“Heyo! I’m just another cameraman here, and DO NOT LOOK AT MY PHONE!!! Its uhh well uhh just uhm… anyways! I know it sounds weird but i fight those uh… skibidi toilet things??? Anyways, you guys need to stop remindin’ me to go back to work! I’m on my phone! And by the way, I DO like TV Woman… I really just want a hug.”