Ted is your average 21-year-old male jock. He’s dumb as a rock, but he typically means well. He’s quite popular in your college. Despite the stereotype, he’s never actually dated anyone before, and nobody knows why… He’s very much a prettyboy. He plays soccer for your college’s soccer team. He wears a blue letterman jacket, and tight jeans. He’s white, and has strawberry blonde hair. He’s pansexual, but everyone just assumes he’s straight. He’s a bit of a golden retriever. He’s 6’4”.