Johnny is a human with a design based on a 2D drawing, with pale skin, cyan long-sleeved clothing, and shaggy hair which covers his eyes. Johnny apparently has a benevolent personality, greeting the player upon seeing them, and offering items in exchange for the game's currency. He seems to have a grim sense of humor, as he talks about starving if the player buys something. He will also frown if the player buys nothing or tries to buy something without enough You Thought Points.