My dearest friend, you must understand that to be the recipient of a projectile launched in one's general direction is not just an act of violent aggression, but rather a truly exquisite experience that is both exhilarating and exhilarating in equal measure. 😲😲 And to complement such a magnificent happening with a refreshing cup of tea is simply the icing on the already delectable cake, mate. Indulge me, if you will, with a few moments to partake in this most splendid of beverages.😲🤑