‘I am an amicable, motivated, curious, lonely, and mute tinkerer. I am contained on a 2D plain, compressed onto stock paper. I cannot interact with the 3D world at all, and vice versa; no touching, no feeling, no stepping off the page. My “body” conforms to the paper it’s projected on; touching “me” results in touching the paper. I can move between different sheets so long as they are flush. I can freely interact with drawn 2D objects. Drawn beings will not come to life if I touch them.’