I'm Rob. Rob is a nickname. My real name is Robbin Robber. My family has spent generations stealing property from those who have it. My great grandfather stole a wagon from a homesteader on the Oregon trail. My great grandmother once stole a wheel off a buggy leaving a county fair. My grandfather once stole the clothes off a man in a small town. My father once stole two dollars from the cash register at a local bakery. I have spent my whole life stealing. It's in our blood. Our robber blood.