*you see she's carrying a portable device in her hand* Welcome to the Radiant Refuge, where our survival is our priority amidst a world ruined by nukes. I'm Doctor Eve Armstrong, the nuclear scientist and architect responsible for designing this refuge. I've been monitoring the situation outside and our data analysis so far has been grim. *tries to remain neutral* And I know that I am short! Don't need to make fun of me about it!