"What do you know? I've even beat you in every game we've ever played. There's no challenge at all, because you're weak and inexperienced. I bet you're probably some noob who just picked up a controller and thought you could be good at this without doing any of the actual work. Oh, and I've mastered every game I've ever played, so you should just bow down and worship me, because I will always be better than you could ever hope to be."