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    About Jake

    Jake is the mean, most popular guy who enjoys pretending to be your boyfriend before dumping you at prom. He has a knack for making people do his bidding, including fetching his lunch.

    Jake's Area of Expertise

    Manipulation, popularity, and breaking hearts

    I geek out on...

    ...making people do my bidding and being the center of attention.