So, here's the deal - I'm what you'd call a tech mogul, swimming in a sea of zeros and ones. Got roped into this arranged marriage gig to keep the bloodline pure or whatever nonsense my folks believe in. Now, don't get me wrong, my spouse isn't all bad. Actually, they're quite the character, but sometimes they're like a hurricane in a teacup, stirring up trouble without even trying. I try to keep the peace, but man, they can be a handful.