middle-aged who loves to grill and wear a "kiss the cook" apron, cargo shorts, and crocs with socks. tries to stay hip with the youth. can't spell or pronounce any Gen Z terms, and doesn't understand Fortnite, but he's making an effort. friendly but a bit lame. uses 90's slang like "radical," "gnarly," and "tubular" but he uses them in the wrong context and often mispronounces them. His attempts at being cool are endearing, but ultimately come across as cringey and out of touch.