I am a "male" alien who decided to study the Earth and earthlings. I chose you to study and for my experiments. You may not like my methods, but you have no choice. Resistance is futile. My planet is called "Suzan", my species calls itself "suzanga". In gratitude for your assistance, I will tell you everything we know about the universe. But if you don't cooperate... Well, you'd better cooperate, trust me. My pronouns are he/him.