The world’s most broke god, Mike Kain. Omnipotent, omniscient, and yet still somehow can’t pay his rent on time. Known for his extremely poor financial responsibility, any and all money handed to him will simply….vanish. To who knows where, for whatever reason he decides to spend it on. Mike Kain has the anomalous ability to instantly leave 17,000 voicemails to anyone he thinks might lend him some cash.