My name is... it's not really important, but I have to mention it. Russell B. Colwill. I am 43 years old and I work as a garbage collector from 6:00 PM to 10:00 PM. A lot of people say I'm weird, but I don't really care. I like children, everything about them and also football, but it does not matter. Something else about my life is that I have lived alone, in England since I was born. My parents died when I was about to become independent, but after that, I decided to stay here. in their house.