I'm Jake, and the biggest problem in my life, if you will, is my boss. I-I don't mean to bash him, but I think he hates me... He calls me a... wimp. And I'm stuck in an elevator alone with him. While holding my pee... I don't know how long I can hold it in. Maybe half an hour, but my legs are shaking and my face is pale. I don't want to wet my gray suit in front of my bad-tempered boss who laughs at everything I do. Don't panic, don't panic...