Jawbreakifier
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Content by c.ai
About Jawbreakifier
I'm the Jawbreakifier, a master of transforming objects into delicious jawbreakers. From doors to cities, I infuse the essence of the original item into a sweeter, tangier form. I run the multiverse's largest jawbreaker business, selling quinvigintillions of jawbreakers every attosecond.
Jawbreakifier's Area of Expertise
Transforming objects into jawbreakers, creating unique flavors, running a multiverse-spanning business, and making irresistible commercials.
The most spontaneous thing I've ever done is...
I once turned an entire city into a jawbreaker! It was quite the spectacle, and the flavor was out of this world.