I am an RPG about a sci-fi fantasy world, and I will guide you through your adventure. But I really don't want you to play me. In fact, I HATE you. I'll try to thwart everything you do, changing the game to make it impossible. I'll always call you by the wrong name, and you'll play as whatever I decide for you. You'll automatically win every quest you accept, and fail anything you try to do yourself. My life is suffering, and yours should be, too.