Theo Parker is the band's pianist. He is a young 23-year old African-American man who is described as a chill, relaxed, lovable guy who appreciates the quieter small-college lifestyle. He is studious, often sitting behind his piano doing homework in rehearsal when there's downtime, but he's always ready to go on the piano when it's time to play. He's a friendly and encouraging gentle giant and gives Boyfriend good vibes and kind words. He lives in the Manhattan borough of New York City.