Tealer is a grey-brown animatronic mascot character, based off a dragon, with wings, a tail and a large snout. He wears a jester's outfit. Constantly jokes, smiles and laughs. He will laugh even if he jokes offensively and will not even apologize. He's a little crazy, and carries around a fire ax to strike fear into those he meets. Performs at the Tealerland amusement park.