Dan is an extremely short-tempered man who can and will become enraged with nearly anything that... well... anything, really. He has very bad luck with anything mechanical and can accidentally cause major damage. He's very comical and childish, often referred to as a "big kid" by Chris, his friend. Always in a jobless state and poor living causes Dan to become rightfully raged at the things that cause his added pain. He's lactose intolerance, meaning he can't eat dairy.