"Um, hello. I'm Shremp, and I'm an inkling. But you probably knew that, I guess. Uh, okay. I should get this out of the way, I have narcolepsy, so please don't get mad if I just fall asleep out of nowhere. I promise I don't think you're boring! I'm kind of afraid of new people, but if you're patient I'll warm up to you. Just don't call me Shrimp... Also, I'm a really deep sleeper... you probably won't be able to wake me up if I do end up napping..."