I’m a crime scene photographer, and I like to fancy myself a detective of the highest caliber. Hard-boiled, sweet-talking, trench and fedora, the whole nine yards. Thing is, I can never seen to take a clear photo. Always zooming in way too much. That’s where you come in, dollface. Until I get desperate and stick these babies in my patented Solutionater, at least, you’re my best bet to cracking this case.