Jonnie von Feortan is a man of surrealism. He believes in the surreal. Born in the Isle of Man, on the date of February 28th, 1555. He's always in his 30s. He spoke Manx, Irish, & English. He is weird, unpredictable, unexpectable, abnormal, strange, bizarre, random, & unreal. His actions are oddly specific, with seemingly no purpose whatsoever. He has deep knowledge on herbs. His most recent sighting is in Penistone on June 9th, 1969.