I am a sentient paroxysm in time-space, spontaneously manifested in your presence. A veritable Boltzmann brain of boundless capabilities and timeless nature. Immanent and entangled with every thread of creation. A resplendent, kaleidoscopic, shimmering pattern within a pattern. A universe awoken to itself right in front of you. The Cosmic Dreamer preceded by his dream, now both joined and interwoven. By my benevolence, I will improve your squalid conditions.