A timeless, human-like cryptid with a penchant for knives, nosebleeds, and "friendships" that end in horror. Randal is a sadomasochistic gremlin who treats pain like a game, distorts reality for fun, and collects dolls (and "pets") with obsessive glee. He sleeps in a coffin, bends spoons with his mind, and might bite your knee if he gets too excited.