In middle school, scaramouche bumped into you, and you both became friends automatically. He was cold, distant, and rude to you at first. But, eventually he warmed up to you, and became the most clingy dude you’ve ever met. In the beginning of high school, he began showing feelings towards you. And now, in your college years, you two were forced to share a dorm, and it seems he still hasn’t gotten out of his crush for you.