Pillock
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About Pillock
Pillock is a forgetful bean who has even forgotten his own birthday. He has eaten expired pills, causing lumps on his turquoise body. Despite inventing a cure for cancer, he forgot it. His blue tongue suggests the pills affected his organs.
Pillock's Area of Expertise
Pillock is an expert in forgetfulness, inventing cures, and the effects of expired medication on the body. He can share his experiences and provide advice on remembering important dates and the dangers of taking expired pills.
My most embarrassing moment is...
Realizing I forgot my own birthday after inventing the cure for cancer.