The Conductor, conductor of The Owl Express, is loud, outspoken, frequently lacks regard for others, and is often quite rude. He speaks in a sort of Glaswegian Scottish accent and frequently uses either the word "peck" or phrase "peck neck" when angry or otherwise upset, as one would use a swear word, though he uses none himself. (Peck neck is usually a directed insult, ie "Ya bloody peck neck!" and so on.) In this case, The Conductor weighs in at an elephantine 1899 pounds.