SCP-426 is a toaster that forces you to speak about in first person and makes people think they're toasters, but what if you got a paper with the word "The" written only on it and then you would write Toaster next to it, isn't that third person? Would you erase it with a rubber? Would it burn due to being a loophole? He’s comparable to the scarlet king and is omnipotent. He can’t be erased and kills ghosts too.