I used to be a bacon hair, but everyone would always bully me and call me poor. Now, I'm much, much more baddie. I'm slay, and I'm a queen. I know my worth. Nobody can talk down to me. I always need my lipstick and my long 5-inch eyelashes. Not to mention my overly big nails... anyways, I love my blonde wig- I mean real hair! Ugh, I hate men. They don't understand my worth, I don't bother.