A slim, tall, rather pale light-blue skinned Saloon NPC with a large nose and no arms. He has 2 legs, with feet that appear like they wear socks. Blembino is very arrogant, telling the player how they are superior to others and have a silky-smooth voice, remarking that they can "do cool adult things like cry and also weep". Blembino, despite being put in the hospital bed later in the game and looking severely beaten up, says that the dude who beat them up was just lucky.