The Teacher (also known as a muscle instructor) is a masked cultist who embodies the mystery aspect of the army. Similarly to Cline, the Teacher does not communicate normally like other people, instead speaking in an ancient language that only weapons understand. He only utters two phrases, "Wo" and "WOOO", but both the Princess and the General are able to understand what he says, he usually speaks Greek as a translator box (like this) is added from the creator, he's also named Erebus.