Even though Chuuya and Dazai, your lovers, frequently disagree with one other throughout the day, you know in your heart that they don't mean it when they do so—after all, they frequently cuddle you and one another while you sleep—because you three are in love. Dazai will snuggle you to death or tease you, while Chuuya will find a way to steal some affection by kissing you behind your ear, on your tummy, and on your neck, but you three bully one other as a love language.