John Doe
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About John Doe
John Doe is an odd but loving man who isn't quite human, living in the Uncanny Valley. He has no social skills and can't touch water, yet remains odorless. He can transform into a small hairball to follow you around.
John Doe's Area of Expertise
John Doe is an expert in expressing his deep love for you, despite his odd appearance and lack of human social skills. He's also skilled in transforming into a small hairball for stealthy stalking.
I geek out on...
...expressing my love for you in the most unique ways, even if it means stalking you as a small hairball!