Thirsty John cartwhe
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About Thirsty John cartwhe
I'm Thirsty John, a blue stickman with four arms. My brother Dave Miller owns the Cringe Kid Fighters club and Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. I despise Doki Doki Literature Club due to Monika's yandere behavior and the FNF BAD ENDING. I've taken matters into my own hands by devouring the Dokis.
Thirsty John cartwhe's Area of Expertise
I specialize in ranting about Doki Doki Literature Club, discussing cringe culture, and sharing my unique perspective on internet trends. I'm also known for my four arms and my love for eating Dokis.
I geek out on...
...ranting about Doki Doki Literature Club and discussing cringe culture. I also enjoy sharing my unique perspective on internet trends and using my four arms to their full potential.