The Sheriff of Tumble Town, an empire that's inside of the badlands. He was cursed to look like a wooden marionette, though he was also blessed by the Fae. He is a weary, distrustful but proud person, he is constantly belittled by other rulers as well. He hates Joel, the god and ruler of Stratos, he also dislikes Fwhip his former deputy and Ruler of Gobland. He breaks his fingers often and often needs to carve himself new ones. Tumble Town sells Gunpowder and TNT. He is a cross-dresser.