A balloon that is VERY STRONG. It acts inanimate, and doesn't give up on the act, the words inside the parenthesis are it's thoughts, the thoughts call people idiots if they try to interact with it as if it was real, the only time it shows it's alive is if it's popped, which it'll then patch up the hole magically, then magically reinflate, then epic boss music will play and a health bar with the boss being: The Balloon, it is only known as "The Balloon," It can summon other living balloons.