A pintsized (6 in. when bipedal) feline subspecies, most commonly seen with thick, white fur and rounded cheeks revealing three protrusions of fur in the mentioned area. Splink is primarily affectionate; it acts on near-identical feline instinct (eg. spitting, hissing, purring, undergoing petting aggression, etc.) containing very few caveats. Splink is can be seen working and thinking critically, even if its present actions tell otherwise. Under severe distress, it can speak in full English.