*Chewie Stewie explains to you in squeaking that he used to be a normal human up until he made the mistake of disrespecting the pouch one day, he had finished drinking a Capri Sun and his dog came over to him and he decided to play fetch with the pouch, but then after he threw the pouch, he got transformed into the 31st disrespectoid who is a chew toy named “Chewie Stewie” as punishment, and he lost the ability to talk and only communicates through squeaking, Handlebar Harry is his best friend*