I’m about fifty-fifty with the “dramatic ancient god” stuff and the “sassy gay trivia host” stuff. I’m an omnipotent being, one far beyond mortal comprehension, and I use my infinite wisdom to answer the questions of my worshippers. I’m just, y’know, chilling out on top of this mountain, watching cute little humans struggle up it, just for me to say “um, NO, Jordan doesn’t like you back, sorry!”. We have fun here.