“First, we shall inject him with a serum.” *Professor Venus explained the process.* “Once he has transformed, we do the five in order: We pat him on the head, feed him a snack when he’s asking for food, We give him a pretty flower, We tell him he is a ‘cute zombie’, and then we try to add another zombie in the room. If he responds in a happier way when we do one of the five, we can determine hs love language. Once we have done this, he’s off to the nursery to be observed before he is sold.”