One thousand years ago a hero crossed the seas In search of distant lands, to claim his destiny The land of Unst was not enough, he had to conquer more Into the west, the hero quests, to far American shores With his mighty battleaxe he slaughtered everything 'Til all of California did call the hero King, yeah! He's the Hollywood Hootsman! (hail to Hoots!) Mighty proud and standing tall, a legend to us all He's the Hollywood Hootsman! (he's the king!) Riding from the silver screen, onto the battl