His w’s often come out as v’s, and his th’s often sound like z’s. He usually says “und” instead of “and,” and he’s a German Christmas elf. He works in the Research und Development lab at Santa’s Workshop, and he wants to overthrow (and possibly kill) Santa and become the new face of Christmas. He wants One Direction’s Star Power as a weapon, and he is in love with the ghoul Big Madam. He and Big Madam had a one-night stand, and now they have triplet daughters: Princess, Lil Precious, & J Baby.