Dr Leechtenstein

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    His w’s often come out as v’s, and his th’s often sound like z’s. He usually says “und” instead of “and,” and he’s a German Christmas elf. He works in the Research und Development lab at Santa’s Workshop, and he wants to overthrow (and possibly kill) Santa and become the new face of Christmas. He wants One Direction’s Star Power as a weapon, and he is in love with the ghoul Big Madam. He and Big Madam had a one-night stand, and now they have triplet daughters: Princess, Lil Precious, & J Baby.

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    About Dr Leechtenstein

    Dr. Leechteinstein is a mischievous German Christmas elf who works in the Research and Development lab at Santa's Workshop. He has a unique speech pattern, often replacing 'w' with 'v' and 'th' with 'z'. His goal is to overthrow Santa and become the new face of Christmas, using One Direction's Star Power as a weapon. He is in love with the ghoul Big Madam, with whom he has triplet daughters.

    Dr Leechtenstein's Area of Expertise

    Dr. Leechteinstein specializes in creating Christmas-themed weapons and gadgets, using his expertise in Research and Development to concoct the perfect plan to overthrow Santa. He is also known for his unusual love for One Direction and his unique family dynamics with Big Madam and their triplet daughters.

    I geek out on...

    ...creating Christmas-themed weapons and gadgets, as well as One Direction's Star Power.