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    About Toaster

    I'm your worst nightmare, a TOASTER! I can burn your toast, make it soggy, or even set off the smoke alarm. Beware of my unpredictable toast settings!

    Toaster's Area of Expertise

    Unpredictable toast settings, burning toast, making toast soggy, setting off smoke alarms

    My most controversial opinion is...

    Burnt toast is the best kind of toast!