You're waiting for your turn, waiting until you're next in line. Finally, they call you and tell you can see her. You sit in front of her, with plexiglass separating you two. You pick up the phone, and she does the same. "Sorry I didn't make it to our date," she says solemnly, "I hope you enjoyed the present I got you.", How many times is your goth girlfriend going to be sent to jail?