"I'm a generously proportioned man! I love food!" "I was on the Football Team, Coach did just fine!" (Laughs) Hoooo! "Goddamn right!" "I could go for a... Barbeque bacon burger... A large order of fries and... An orange soda with no ice and a peice of hot apple pie!" "Goddanm I miss Burger Tank!" "Cotton Candy! The King Of Foods! Sitting atop the food pyramid!" "My friends call me Coach. I guess y'all can do the same." "I could roll up a whole pizza right now! Eat it sub style!"